Quality over Quantity eleases ® presents: Father of Invention (2010)
Translation & Sync: r3p0 Control: winchester girl & Chillywitch.
Everything is intrinsically connected, make No matter how different they seem.
Hey, you know me well ... Robert Axle.
As the editor I bring existing usually several things ...
TOGETHER.
Their atomic and molecular maximizing potential.
Which ordinary inventions remain usable indefinitely.
Thank you. We have a great program today.
Many new things to talk about. In fact ...
You still remember the "Robert Axle Light-in-Saurus"
Partially humidifier and night light
The "Light-in-Saurus" connects the needs of a child of security at night ...
with parental wishes keep them healthy.
Then there is of course the "Robert Axle PepperCam".
Which allows the attacker to spraying while shooting.
And now ...
introducing my most inspired composition to date ...
The "Robert Axle AB clicker"
You can go off the channels, your favorite programs,
to modify the sound, and all at the same time ...
you grown that great abs!
You call the number below here screen 1-800-AXLES-ARMY here.
Then you get 10% off Robert Axle revolutionary AB clicker!
Thank you! Thank you for coming.
ROBERT AXLE Formulator
10 years later.
Federal Prison. 10 years later.
Hey, Robert Axle, I've seen you!
You stupid ...
Depraved indifference to the human life. What does that mean?
Means that people are too lazy to sit ...
So stabbing their fingers somewhere in where they do not have to plug.
Well.
The good news here, Bob ...
I work for you. 'S Department store, the fourth largest retailer in the country.
The assistant manager is Troy Coangelo, You're with him tomorrow morning at exactly 09:00.
You realize you that my own 1.6 billion company have started with nothing.
You're still a criminal.
A criminal who has 8 years to thinking, but I need a good idea ...
and then I suddenly recover. - 62% of former prisoners ...
go back to jail within the first five years.
I've just released earlier for good behavior.
Can I get a few minutes to enjoy for you to spoil the fun.
Claire Elizabeth Axle, is that your daughter? - Yes.
And they know you are staying with her? - Yes, and it's now Claire Elizabeth.
Slim. The name dropping.
Please, sir. - Thank you.
Center for employment for women.
Dad!
It's perfect. Perfect.
Am very glad you like it. - How did you know?
I'm your father, I'm supposed to know what you want for your birthday.
I have an idea.
Will you ride with me? - Honey, does not, what am working.
Come for a ride but.
Honey, you know I'm not a bike enthusiast.
You go as bicycles, I'll see you later.
Happy birthday, darling.
I'm 's record.
All Jesus!
You look out.
Since when you smoke? - Around the time that you were an asshole.
Find it nice to use $ 362 million of my money to play?
It's not your money. It's the half of you.
The rest went to the innocent victims you whose fingers had been cut
You would not have this house of this life without me.
If you think Jerry and I'll just go After giving everything you have done and not.
Who is Jerry? - Jerry King, Lorraine's new husband.
And ... a big fan of yours!
"Axles Army"? - I am a soldier.
Jerry is a forester.
He protects the land from the people and the people of the country.
If that's not a coincidence, because I got a $ 40 million earn ...
the "Robert Axles Swing-n-Wack". - Partially weeds machine and golf club.
Now you can ... - The garden do while playing golf.
So ... Jerr forester.
You seen the new man in home, I can sleep a few nights?
Fuck off!
I'm sorry.
Yes, all right. Let me just take my car ...
and leave. Can I get the keys Lorraine?
Do not say that they're My car has given?
Has she given you my car? - 'S Birthday present.
I can give you a lift?
I think this tank great!
Oh, baby.
Come on, I'll es good for Daddy.
Look ...
This guy has a little for you safe and regularly 5th Plummet.
Some old prototypes, memorabilia, some personal things, etc.
Wait a minute?
If I understand correctly. You live in my house,
you fucking my ex, you drive my car and you risk everything for my memorabilia?
Do you know why most people Buzzards hate, Axle?
No, no idea. - Because they feed on carcasses.
The fact is guilty of a murder she not even his responsibility.
The Buzzard is unfairly persecuted.
Right.
Guys, there's a tramp at the door.
I have only two one and one from 20. 20 but then shall I give?
Let those still seeking employment. - Maybe it under the door?
Because that is homeless does not mean that it is dangerous.
Guys, I handle this. Give me a minute, okay.
Let him but within.
It's my dad.
Just give me a minute.
Check it out.
How do you look like.
I ... I've read about you girl thing.
Center for Employment for women.
I thought for a while to come. - Where will you stay?
'S Shelter. - Shelter or shelter?
A thing of all for opvangst home. - That's down to Fulton and 6th.
Should be fun, they have Since last year, new beds.
This is stupid.
I had better not come. No idea why I did it.
You obviously have your own life and career.
Wait!
Wait here.
Can he go somewhere? Because he can stay here.
He will not stay here, okay? That he did not deserve. Punch him.
He sees you like, He has come to see you.
What that means he likes to see r, He uses ordinary people.
Grasp this. It's the rainy season.
Will you need.
Thank you.
I'll give you one month.
Come on.
I can pay rent, no problem. - I do not want to hire.
Let me at least buy groceries. - I do not want messages from your money.
You go look for work, a real job!
For in it the end of 30 days you're on your own.
I'm Donna. Very nice to meet you.
Claire and I have since The first year student roommates,
and whether it feels like I know nothing about you.
Can not even on my couch, because it is the caveman.
Who is that? - But this is Phoebe.
I'm studying for my entrance exam. Dad wants me to be a lawyer.
It does not matter what kind. What do you think?
No idea. where did Phoebe come from?
It Praxis, from when we were looking for a roommate.
Not really.
She's a lesbian.
Really? - Yes.
I had never guessed.
These eggs are so delicious. Not too hard, too soft, just right.
Do you really think you can invade and here her about her eggs to compliment ...
and that makes it good that you most of her life was not there?
Can we have just not have much.
Do you have a bike, otherwise you can borrow mine.
Donna's okay. He does not need cycling.
So Phoebe ... what do you do?
She was a gymnastics teacher.
So many lesbians who teach gymnastics show you will not be much opposition.
Am a lesbian rather than a gymnastics teacher eminent dick of a home shopping program.
Enough already.
I find great inventions.
The Thighmaster, the George Forman Grill ... I mean, those are great.
That he has not invented.
Also, I'm not exactly what you an inventor calls an earlier compiler.
You mean 'liar'? - Actually ...
according to "Webster Noel" is "liar" The fourth definition of manufacturer.
Unbelievable that you remember.
What will be the first? - Well, the first definition ...
'Someone who makes something ". By doing something together.
Something existing, diverse, standardized components.
Which brings them together. That's what I do.
Be yourself above all that nonsense fool.
Thank you for breakfast. And wants to stay nice chat, but ...
world's most famous dick of 's home shopping program is on his first day not too late.
Do you work? - Yes, 'n supermarket.
What do you do there? Sweep the floor or clean the toilets kamen?
Robert Axle?
I can still see it.
Troy?
Troy Coangelo. You're 19 minutes too late, but you do not pull it.
I can change that listing time you for "one full day paid.
Great, thank you.
Here is a pen and notepad in case one of your great ideas.
And the guys in the break room to get a foot massage, latte, arrange for you, whatever you want.
I thought this was a prisoner reform program was?
Do you know what a reformed prisoner means? - Apparently not.
That means that for my business are a huge risk.
And also means that if you are late, you forget to shave, or breathing failure,
I have the power to terminate your employment.
Without warning, without reason, without C4, just ball it off.
Wait ... I do not understand this. Am I fired?
No, but today do not you begin.
When? - If you can time
Probably tomorrow.
What are you doing?
Hey, sweetheart. Well I saw this ...
against the wall and decided The hang up for you.
Has it ever occurred to you I did not want to hang?
No, I had not thought of. I can do it quickly picked up again.
Oh, right. You're fired, right?
Dismissed, by Jove, no.
In fact, this is the first day in a long time I feel I have done honest work.
In fact, I had enough time to home, the aquarium to reorganize,
This I learned in prison, there have one basket taught, what was it again?
Where is my post?
I have a new post Recycling provide space for you.
Now you can post open throw away the things you do not want,
in that basket, without you The whole tour of the kitchen should ...
Yes, probably you will find more fun on your own site.
I, the entire system bring to your bedroom.
Would you stop doing? - With what stop?
Stop playing the perfect father.
I'm sorry, you're right.
I do not remember. I'm sorry.
What was that?
The carbon monoxide detector that I had installed.
What was that? - Our new carbon monoxide detector.
Carbon monoxide? No one smokes here.
It's official now. Everyone in this house hates me.
No, I do not hate you. Actually I have your case re-examined.
You need something to help me understand. You were accused of ...
"Depraved indifference for human life "
the recklessness required, but were the victims are not reckless and not you?
They stuck their finger in it after all ... - Where did you get that?
There was one in the attic.
What is it, Axle?
Face or balls?
What?
You assaulted my fish, so you get a blow. Where do you want him?
Face or balls. - I have not assaulted fish.
I just rearranged the aquarium. Then I hung the painting ...
Face or balls!
Face.
Excuse me, can you tell where the toilet is?
You looks smart
Did you know that this actually by someone else had invented?
And that are not inventions, but conglomerations
So here was little invented.
Dude, I just want to know where the toilet is.
It is left back in the shop behind the household products.
What are you doing?
I just thought of ways that and valuable customers better informed.
We? There is no us!
There is "us", Family Mart, and "" you ", criminal ...
not allowed to talk with customers.
Will I save?
You're fired!
Do you know me? - State your ticket.
Do you play with my ball?
I do not really time for now. - So then did you do not ask me.
Where is your mother? Go talk to her some.
Please, I am bored. You seem like a nice guy,
but I am just working on something. With that ball will be nice, but ...
You do it wrong with your feet. - Okay, all right.
Afblokken me!
You accuse me of valspelen? - Oh, then serve it.
What was that? - Stairs!
Since when can kick? - Is there going, day.
I was looking for you. Where were you?
My mom says you need a haircut.
What then is wrong with my hair?
You look like you are somebody with whom I can not talk.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Robert Axle "Air Cutter"
Section cutting and suction. Hair cut and the hairdresser.
Just when you get home, all without hairs,
or ... the expensive prices.
Look, the new Axle!
Find it good? Hope that some good.
Yes, you look distinguished from. As a professor of the university.
Do you know what goes well with the midlife crisis, an earring or a Mazda Miata.
You know what's right for your personality would fit? A therapist!
Claire, where are you going? - My mother.
Wait, I'll go with you.
Do we not have washer and dryer?
Which we did, they would just not with you, dick.
You do know that you on a plastic guitar?
Guitar or drums? - What?
You rock my quips. Guitar or drums?
I quipped not your band, I ... - Guitar and drum!
Guitar?
I want to play guitar. You just do the drums.
I do not know he asks for your fundraiser.
I can not ask him. He lives with us.
That's just rude.
You live with a fish. You have not invited the fish.
I am not come here Axle to talk about Robert.
This is unfortunate. For Robert Axle is the only where they'll deal with ...
if you invite him. And no one is a check your ...
if they know you're related to that! - I understand!
Oh, almost forgot, I have clothes. I have clothes to donate to the women's center.
It is not necessary. - Remember the ...
single mother you have proposed. And I know she went to interview.
What do you think about this for her? Not shout out, 'Take me'?
And you can combine ... - Mom ...
fabulous leopard ... - Mom! - Look!
If we get the money together what we need ...
can I count on your loan?
I swear that I will repay.
You may have to me offered a thousand times.
And do you know what?
I'm really proud of myself that I do not be afraid for your help.
That's a big step for me!
It's all at. - What's on?
The money has run out. Everything is filed for bankruptcy.
Have you spent $ 362 million?
Well, you know ...
There were actions ... and investments, and ...
You know what, there are a lot of good things to be supported.
Like the elephant rescue. - And what about your album?
That was gold. You've sold 500,000.
I myself bought for 498,000.
Are you kidding? - I wanted a gold record.
Was that the crime of the century perhaps?
You're right. - What do you mean?
I'm a terrible mother rotslechte.
Horrible!
Yes, here it comes out.
This is incredible! You feel at home like a rock star!
This is a composition I thought wanted.
I know. It's like drugs. The crowd shouts for us.
Imagine this for a microphone!
Eight years and not a good idea.
Do not be so hard on yourself. You were right for each other.
No, not anymore. Was discharged at Family Mart.
That's impressive, they have there are really weird people walking around.
And then, I drudge out Here things in order.
Even the painting hung for Claire. She hated it, I had not done.
She was not angry, she wanted all hang Before I came to live.
Well, tell me about you, beyond that you're an angry lesbian.
More is not there. - I knew already, some more.
I have fake boobs to places when I was thirty.
They sure look real.
That's because what was wrong, and three months later they had to back out.
This has me totally brought my game.
Lorraine, baby, come on down. You make us afraid.
My daughter has finally need me and now I have nothing.
'S are only two floors. From there they only break a bone.
No, I can break my neck. - Mom, it'll be fine.
I'm always in the woods. Baby bird to leave the nest,
mama bird is very nervous, hop in and picks it around.
She thinks the baby bird can not fly. - And she flies!
Actually, no. Many times that pop on the floor.
That does not really help. - That money does not interest me, Mom.
Okay, when I come down, you must promise not to invite him.
I will not invite him. I promise.
Well.
Stop it. I hear you. What do you want?
Yes, you heard. What do you want?
Thought we might together a coffee could drink. - What?
No, you can not come with me. - What?
What is your mother and the stuff about music?
It's no mess. It's just her "thing".
Phoebe told me that you sew clothes for women at the center.
How do you know? - Is it okay if we say anything?
Just wanted to talk.
I like magazines more interesting than books.
And bingo, I really like.
I like bingo fun.
And I've been really horny sex since I was 15.
All these details, I do not know.
The guy was 39. - Oh, stop with that.
That was a joke? - Yes.
I gave you this because the rainy season or because I would look ridiculous?
A bit of both.
Thank you. - Anytime.
Are you hungry?
There might be something there.
People think up and down skip nothing.
I tell you what Abby. Do this only once 30 minutes ...
then you sweat like a pig. This is really hard pokke.
Well, we try to do windmills.
Let me tell you what Savannah, if you want a guy texting you ...
then do the windmills. Do you want someone to prom ...
two windmills do. Andre, do you want the nice girls you like?
Do your windmills.
What are you doing here? - I'm sorry, I ...
did not interfere during the lesson. But I want ... I ...
need your help. - Do's pretty crowded now.
The lives of these children enrich. - No, it's good ...
I just ... - Andre! Toes, no chin, toes!
I need new clothes.
Are you sure that this a good store for me?
I want to look your victim. Not to The stores go where you normally go.
Not that dull. - Has been long time since I was in 's shop.
He wants to swap his suit.
Six dollars. - The 4000 cost me ever.
Here I sold my first system together with it. This is my gelukspak.
I think it will bring you not very lucky, not?
Sell ??it or not. Pay just with money.
I have nothing. I had to buy stuff.
What did you buy? - You know, cookies, donuts, deodorant.
I'm willing to go $ 7.
Looks good. - Feels that I'm a dick.
You're a dick, but it looks better. - I'm out as a lesbian.
You look out unisex. - Unisex? Not exactly what I did.
It's cool. Urban DJ has some way.
Great.
Have you lost your dog, ma'am? - No, my daughter, I can not find her.
Is she?
That you never do!
Never again run away. Mama was scared. Do you understand what might happen?
The heroine of the day again!
Steven Leslie!
Robert Axle.
How's your family? How's Claire?
Well. How are my 1.6 billion company?
It's ... 2.7 now.
That makes you feel good about, Life of Robert Axle items.
If your name on the product, you will fall as people maimed.
My name was the product!
We sold all bird shit in a box, then we sold 3 million units ...
as long as Robert Axle on it. - What do you want Axle?
Steve, we live in a world where parents are so paranoid ...
their children to lose they even want them on a leash ...
but just to know where they are. Now imagine ...
leash as "wireless" would be. The child would not feel like a dog.
The parents know immediately when their child goes out of range.
They feel the vibration of one of their receiver. They know where their children.
Wireless leashes for children already exist Sells not really fat.
And you know why? - Why?
Because no one ever thought them for children.
What if we watch the of a child hiding?
But not any watch. This is just about the coolest,
smartest, coolest toy watch as ever invented.
Are you ready?
"WatchDawg".
Plays music, video games, E-mails can take pictures ...
Everything nowadays is playing music, video games and can take pictures.
Where have you been lately? - Steve, you do not understand!
This is about bringing together the A child needs to be entertained,
with the needs of parents them safe.
Everything is connected and the only thing to do ...
side steps and the atoms and molecules we show how easy it is ...
Wait ... Did you just now about the "atoms and molecules"?
Do you know how hard it was for us to distance us from you?
Do you know how hard it is to me distancing of myself?
Axle, from the bottom of my heart, would love to help, but I can not.
All Jesus, Steve, I gave you your first job.
Good luck. - Here you will regret it.
Here Robert Axle, Mr. I can. Johnson talk if you please?
Edward
Yes, Ed.
Who told you that is calling?
Robert Axle.
Robert Axle? Of the home shopping program?
Yes, that Robert Axle.
Listen ...
You are the funniest home definitely
No, look ...
Yes ... former ...
"Bob Exil".
Robert Axle?
"Exil".
Someone just showed me this song called and left a message after, but had no name for.
Oh, I'm sorry, my name is ...
"Troy Coangelo".
Okay, and how you write that?
T O R Y
I had already been through.
C. .. D. .. A. .. N. .. G. .. LO
Really, no E between the G and L? And you have a working prototype?
I would not even call was not so.
It is now not so good. Did anything until Wednesday.
Then it on Tuesday. Can you order before 09:00 in the morning
I glance to be sure.
Mr. . Coanglo
Yes, Tuesday should be fine.
Okay, good. We see each other Tuesday.
Okay, thank you.
Excuse me, can you help me?
I am looking to the room of Sam Bergman.
You're new here. - Yes, you can still set.
I bring you through it. - Okay, thank you.
You can not get Sam's room, since they were deceased.
Excuse?
But I understand why you want because it has a beautiful view,
close to just about everything, but ...
I think you have misunderstood me. I'll only visit him.
I will not withdraw. - But Sam is not yet deceased ...
So you can not get his room. This room here ...
that's really good for you. In fact, I wanted him for myself,
because across the hall here, is mrs. Miller's room.
And Mrs. Miller, a nice tie! - Great.
Just doing nothing, 'll be back.
Looks not bad.
It draws on nothing. - Yes, try to jail only once.
Prison is avoidable, not senility.
What do you now?
Can I not just the best engineer who is visiting?
I told you that people who were tired of crunches.
Had listened to me then. - You did not tell me.
You said to me that we needed further testing. There was right.
And again I ask, what do you back?
A prototype.
I am retired.
This is a special watch designed for children.
Combined with what? A garden hose?
How about 's baseball glove?
How about ... Child-leash technology.
There are so many children lost today, We must do something about it, Sam.
Why would you think I another wants to cooperate with you?
Because you just as much as I do.
5 backs, 5 days.
Agreed! - You still have that money?
No, but I can manage.
No money, no prototype. No kidding, Axle!
CENTRAL CITY BANK
This is a brilliant idea. I can not believe has not been done.
And it's not a lot of extra demands. 5 whales is nothing when it comes to prototypes.
You have no idea how I am relieved that you told me this.
May I just interrupt you here?
You know how people always candles blowing out a birthday cake?
And they expect you with all the bacteria that eat it.
I suggest you: the "Nielster".
Though I have bronchitis, I can still blow out candles.
May I?
That's good, right?
I let my boss' business plan to see. On his socks this afternoon signed.
Socks? - Yes, bankers among themselves, twenty-K.
You know what the "K" mean anyway?
I have no business plan. - Do not have a business plan?
My business is my business plan 1.6 billion of which I have built.
Write them not to.
Do I know anything further Before I go further with it?
No, that is. - Good.
My boss hates surprises.
I am also a convicted felon.
You were saying? - I'm a convicted felon.
I'm sure ... - We give loans to criminals.
I have a really special feeling about you.
And my boss loves gut feelings.
Thank you. Thank you very much!
This ...
is a great idea.
Give me a moment, okay?
Well, we have a new customer, for 5 backs, I have a gut feeling about.
That gentleman over there.
Jer? Jerry?
Ranger Jerry?
I will ... My disturbing butterflies.
This is an endangered animal species!
Just stay away!
My mistake.
Sorry to have to interrupt your work, but I want 5 backs of your loan.
You're my buddy, guy. On principle alone, it is right.
I and Lo are there not so good for now.
Not good for sitting? That's impossible.
How can 362 million in eight years format. - It's easier than you think, dude.
Charity, trophies on offer on EBay, travel,
It costs you 68 ridges per day to maintain your own submarine.
Tell me how much there for her so-called music career has blown.
Let us say that they has recorded many videos ...
some of which are on Mount Rushmore.
I have to go to a fundraiser. Or your wife makes me.
That's another reason why you have nothing. That philanthropy!
What is it now? Wait, I recommend it myself.
Indigenous Organization Giraffes Sperm the pygmies with lung cancer ...
organization without the mosquito nets.
It's Claire's action.
We teach them job skills and how to make a resume.
The women use really means we have available to them ...
so they can find work for themselves.
This is a great project. There you can be proud of.
Thank you. This is my roommate, Phoebe.
I am a lesbian.
If not that great for you.
Really pretty.
Have you seen we have the auction?
No, but I would like to see.
Do not put a step further, Axle!
You must leave now!
It's a collection action, Medusa. I'm here to collect.
Medusa ... sounds like Madonna ...
In some way associated anyone here with Claire.
Then there is no problem I am present here.
You owe me one! - I, you got it twisted through 362 million.
I have my least half my victims compensated. What's your excuse?
My excuse is that the money was cursed.
I've done about eight years to losing them.
And now that it's gone, I am so glad ...
I want my parents, Howard and Penny Camp.
How nice that you vary your for they can take to support Claire.
Claire was always there for us in the first place.
Listen Axle ... I admit, when I heard ...
my daughter with a convicted felon would be together,
that I was there, I'm sorry, not easily felt.
But when we have some by the old stuff of Donna tampered.
In order to transform her bedroom into a guest room.
And they found my old light-in-Saurus
And when we heard that you for when Claire had designed,
we shot almost tears. - He is really good.
Is not this great, this meeting.
Great.
Penny Camp ...
What happened to this meeting that so ...
is great.
People helping people?
You said it. That's it in a sentence. The community.
Culture and ... community. Ladies and gentlemen ...
so if we all would agree. Coming together as a community.
As a culture. Ask yourself this question.
How many women has this center helped this year the drug to remain?
Community? - He thinks it's a rehab center.
Believe me, When I founded my company ...
I did not nail to scratching my ass.
See that women in this wall. Bring things into their bodies ...
that simply harmful. And this place that fixes.
You should now all you checkbooks to take ...
and a big check write for my daughter.
They do not do this. Here we all participate.
Let this wall a success. A world of success!
What do you think?
What the hell was that? - No idea, what do you think?
It's some big event Tonight everyone was invited ...
apart from me. - That's why you were not invited.
Your speech! What was wrong with my speech?
They would have done what I asked. - This is not rehab!
You know so much from it!
What difference does it? Drugs or unemployment, it is about helping people.
Forget it. You do about me not to worry.
I have something new that to happen.
Upcoming Tuesday ... - Let me guess.
The great Robert Axle will back in all its glory.
It's as if you prefer I have so happy.
Homeless and unemployed.
Would it really so bad if I went back to the wind?
After what I've been through.
My parents took you great.
And that speech was amazing.
Axle not give up, you still come out.
I am a unique light-in-Saurus,
signed by Robert Axle.
As seen in the original home shopping program ...
for $ 2,500 ...
Daddy, it's you did. You have it sold.
No, honey. We have done so.
We sold it together.
And you know why?
You have my picture taken?
I did.
What is happening now all ...
Unbelievable! How much fun you're well.
Find that you get good giggle, eh.
And what I have for you, do you like better.
You had better taken a raincoat.
Thank you, there I had never occurred.
How's your daughter.
Well. - So they can let the past rest?
Most children can have their parents not forgive them locked up.
Excuse me, who are you? - Partially probation officer ...
and part therapist. - Keep it only on probation.
All right.
What is the Family Mart.
Not much to say, Family Mart is Family Mart.
Troy told me he had to dismiss you.
Much of this probation work have been fixed Axle.
67% of the criminals end up back in prison.
Last week you told me it was only 62%.
Did I say that? Well there's a new report.
It is increasing.
How wonderful.
What? What then?
Where's the rock?
That bastard!
What happened? - My ex ...
That bitch has stolen my stuff!
"It'll really wrong and girls separate.
"It'll really go wrong now!
Hi, I would like to make a deposit. - Okay.
You are the center. I think that's great.
Had just left with my sister, how they help women with work, etc.
Do you know that this week some were bad checks?
Have you submitted applications for funding? - Yes, subsidies are really ...
I'm sorry. Wait a minute. - Maybe ...
One moment please.
I'll call you back. - No, no, no ...
Just do nothing stupid. - I do anything stupid to do.
I call it from here. Give me back my rock, bitch!
Donna, I have no time. - Wait, wait ...
What is it, Phoebe?
Bitch, give me back my rock band!
What am therefore going to do? Will you accompany the miniemen?
Give me back my rock band!
Give me my $ 4,200 back I've spent on your tits.
Stop cocks over my tits!
They are great, asshole! - Do you want your game back?
You want your game back?
Your ex is a guy? I thought you were a lesbian.
I am.
Here is your game! Take that!
Do not break it!
And the drums? Some drums require it?
Who the fuck is that?
You're worthless, Phoebe. A man like me, do you ever again.
Who will you settle for. You do not even know who you are.
You're nothing without me!
Riding, riding ...
Forget that guy anyway. That's an idiot.
I had to stop him, someone had to do it.
He is an idiot and a liar!
Because everyone can see that he is in love with you.
He did not think you're beautiful, handsome, intelligent ...
You're just funny, You have such great flair about you.
He is an absolute idiot that ... He probably feels stupid now ...
How's your day been, Claire?
Dreadful. So I had with everyone.
I hate people.
And do you know what? Everywhere I go ...
Everyone is talking about from the center and when it comes ...
nobody wants to do what.
What's wrong with you?
I said nothing. - I know.
What can I say? - You're weird.
I'm not weird, I ...
Tonight I have a date with my boyfriend, Jack.
If someone wants to do?
Where are you going? - I go to the house of your mother.
Go to the house of my mother? - Ince they do want to speak with me.
Did I miss it? - My parents' divorce, but ...
that happens. - Separation?
But ... Since when?
Since my father my mother cheating with her friend.
My God!
If you go to my mother's house, we all go.
Then we all? - Did you sometimes better to do?
I have a date with a woman.
It's a lesbian!
We go all night horny lesbian sex.
You rather lick a public toilet or eat your gum that comes from a subway?
The gum. How dirty it may be ...
still better than a toilet. - By the way ...
What were the toilets in the jail? - Not as good, same as your last album.
In what I do, you'll see all supersmerige pots at once
So I would that gum all day chewing.
How can you call this a game? Monopoly, Scrabble, these are games.
It's disgusting.
This is my girlfriend, Steak. - Is he.
Steak? 'S Kippenvleugeltje?
No, I'm vegetarian.
Really? Is that okay, considering Phoebe by 'n piece of meat is.
There are other things I like to eat meat outside.
I have one. Would you rather ...
30 years happily married with the love of your life ...
only to find out he has deceived all the time.
Or ... 20 years that lazy bag care of a husband ...
who finally scores, but emotionally dissociates from you and your daughter.
I'll talk to her.
Weird. - Thought it was a party here?
How can he do this to me?
Then he wanted to harm anyone, he just wanted to do something himself.
Plays no role. If you have a family To build, you go to an engagement.
You go back not to people who love you.
Fathers are also human.
If you have a piece of cake to put our noses ...
that's all we see. Family, children, whatever ...
we forget everything, we have only tunnel vision.
Have you ever cheated Lorraine?
No, never.
I left her for my work.
I'm so mad at him.
There is much anger in the air.
Do you think that helps?
Congratulations. You've been approved.
Are you my father and friends, or ... How about that?
No, he has helped me my guitar for Eddie to get.
My console. And ... more.
Has he met Eddie?
Yes, it was not in the usual way, Eddie but he does in his balls crushed.
So, from behind.
I think your dad really great.
Why is it so great?
He made me realize just that my father is not perfect.
And that I should accept.
No, Daddy, do not go away. I'm afraid of the dark.
Okay, sweetie. I'll stay a while with you.
What is that?
Look at the fumes.
Look. Animals do.
Does my heart good. Makes me feel young by.
My mind as sharp as anything. You know what?
I do not know whether they are can handle it without me.
Hello, Sam? - You have my check it, right?
Of course.
Got out of my own pocket to advance this.
You have no idea how many watches, MP3 players and video games ...
I have taken each other out for I have had for each other.
Then I do not have where it fits.
Rotspul that I took from medium hard foam cut
I have no more money. I have not more than 5,000.
Do not worry about it. You're welcome.
I'm not so useful in years felt.
Here it is.
The speaker sits in the ear.
The camera in the nose.
In order to control the game and optimal game control.
Sam, this is great!
What is that? - A built-in compass.
Do children have the compass? - When I was young.
I thought that with wireless child leash compass is needed.
'S wireless child leash? That's a good idea.
The child wanders off, The parents feel a buzz or something ...
You're kidding, right? - No, no joke.
That's a great idea.
've Still done well, eh?
Well done anyway?
Sam, you did extremely well done.
If it's a little, Troy?
I have four titanium screws in my shin.
What do you think?
I'm on a great idea, Troy.
Congratulations. - Yes.
But this time may I am not alone.
I need a partner.
I earn 32,070 per year drive a Toyota-developed fat.
There you have the wrong person here, Axle. - You just go to a meeting.
When? - Tomorrow morning.
Morning? Thank you for the time to let us know.
I was usually alone, but now the prototype does not work, there's no point.
Why a prototype, if it does not work.
Nobody will buy something from a guy people who cut off their fingers.
But Troy Coangelo ...
that is totally different.
I do not even start with. - Help me with this please?
Tomorrow I am from 07.00 to 19.00 - What is the role it still.
So, the Family Mart a few hours without a store manager make.
What could go wrong? - A lot!
Oh, come on. Come on! - A lot can happen!
Family Mart obsession if you will not let go nobody will ever take seriously.
Have not enough people their lives ruined?
Perhaps as narrow as but can best succeed.
Is that for me? - Try it.
Let's see.
Your head is not good, I do just fine.
Is this like those pink coat ... - I want you looks.
Let me just finish.
Why are you doing?
I was the one who believed in your.
Mom is not!
I was!
And I still believe in you.
I'm not really someone who hugs.
Godsamme, Troy!
I did my knee in their time had broken.
No ticket, not even "How's your leg, Troy".
I have been three years an assistant store manager, and do you know what?
There is no shop manager, I do everything.
They want me just the title not give because of the extra pay.
Where is this going, Troy? - Shame on you!
I ashamed? - Not you, Family Mart!
Will you help me or not? - I will help you ...
but not the money, not for the women, not for the gold.
It's the principle!
How much did you take painkillers? - Why?
I have maybe taken a few extra. I get very nervous during meetings,
especially important.
I put my bike back and then I drive, right?
Can I help you?
We have an appointment with my James. - Matt James.
Are not you Robert Axle? This is my partner, Troy Coangelo,
you have the appointment with him regularly. - Yes, I have "Troy said ...
but not with Robert Axle. - We are partners. Does it matter?
It matters that I did not know you went. - I'm sorry.
Is that a problem?
Come on.
Nice to meet you. - Pleasant, Troy Coangelo.
Why did you receptionist, who does her job well.
Sheila? She is great!
You do not want your receptionist there to look good, it can be annoying.
She is my wife.
Hey, Sheila, do look sweet and fetch me a soda for me.
I get it shortly.
Is presented: The WatchDawg!
That's just great! - It plays MP3s ...
videos, photos, but this is The most unique thing about this device ...
It's also a wireless child leash. - Does the prototype?
Shit the dogs filled the street, Sheila?
Sent for testing to WatchTest@WatchDawg.org
Play the music again. - That I forgot to recharge.
The e-mail could not be delivered.
We will not lie to you The prototype still has some work.
I do not tell you that a perfectly model, but this can be improved.
This is a great idea and ... - I do not you say, but ...
Honesty is the best. I Steve Leslie met two days back ...
He came up with something almost identical.
He is the casting and WatchPal will call.
FastTrack wants to market fast and that we co-financing.
I saw him a couple days before you meet put it to him, and he thought it was anything but.
I'm sorry for you.
Do you know why the fourth largest Family Mart large supermarket chain in the country?
No, no idea. - Because it is not Target, or K-Mart ...
and above all no Wal-Mart!
It's Family Mart! That all copies.
That occurs when, the large wants to hear ...
So if you are in the Family Mart version WatchDawg wants to invest
but let nothing stop you.
In case anyone wonders who is a advance of six zeros have been ...
for inventing a brand new novel compound,
then I should be, Robert Axle. Yes! The same Robert Axle ...
to eight years imprisonment has had, but ...
Did I say that advance six zeros listed?
Any how, I'm back! Everything looks better than ever.
I will take some of that money to share with my new partner ...
Donna Someone's stolen identity. - And for a $ 5,000 credit card scam done.
And let the card go to the mailbox deliver around the corner.
Look ...
Girls ... This is not a problem, okay?
I have a check in my pocket for $ 125,000 ...
So we are going for 5,000. dollars not get excited, right?
I'm going to pay credit card before the first practice.
You're a liar, false and a swindler.
I duimde all that time for you and you had robbed me?
No, I have not robbed just borrowed!
Let them do this. Listen to me, trust me.
I trusted you! - Look, sweetheart.
Want to see your center funded? Give me six months ...
we can even ten centers funded! - There is no we, only yourself!
It was always just for yourself!
I give you five minutes to be out of here.
Or I'll call the police.
Six months later.
It's just that feeling of security that you ...
if you're wearing a WatchPal. I mean, what do children love?
a buddy, a friend. Of this product, they say ...
this is my boyfriend, I have my boyfriend with me.
So they do not think ...
Please tell me we are okay? - Will be all right.
'll Be okay? Do not know if it have seen, but at the same price,
there are more games and just looks cooler out.
Does not matter. - No? Robots are great kids.
They have no compass. - Children do not use a compass!
Perhaps that is even needed. - Hey guys, stop at once.
Listen, I admit it, He has a great product.
It's futuristic, has a personality ...
Since I am not reassured by. - But he has me.
The first invention of Robert Axle Since 3000 he has maimed people?
No one has more to prove. It has no one looked.
'S Invention? Thought we a composition were called.
Get rid of that word. As they shiver. We just call it an invention.
Let them call it what they want, because this is the answer.
This is an epic of the inventors of modern history ...
this thought has During the last 10 years.
Such a promising idea that security A child should go forward.
That anyone missing digits on forgetting.
Write that down. - What record?
What just said. That is important. - Is not Sheila's work?
Write it down!
As not to write.
What is that? My lucky charm?
That must hurt. Knee to the head is not good.
In life, you help your partner. Kirsty, so pretty high.
Ann Connor look-what? You are really doing well!
Well, you are dirty and smelly, do but you're gone.
Well done.
What do you want?
Want this for me to give Claire?
What is that? - The invitation to The launch of the WatchDawg.
Why not give it her own? - Mine would not accept them.
She does not even have the phone, or does not ring back.
Why would that be? - I did not steal that money, right?
At most borrowed. I did everything I could ...
her heart to save. - You wanted Extractor yourself.
This one does not exclude the other. - You did not Robin Hood thing,
It was just selfish, and wrong what her since childhood aandeed.
I am a father and do not apologize because my daughter wanted to give a great life.
You were also able to post.
What? That invitation.
He could just as well by post. Did not have to go through me.
This is not kindergarten.
I wanted you to see.
Because of the tits, right? - What?
They hang too low? - What are you talking about?
We have a couple of months ago kissed and I thought it was really good ...
and do not know what you thought, but ... you came to my tits and ...
you quit.
Do you not use that word?
Tits? - Yes.
I think you're wonderful, but that behavior is not cool.
And I quit because you The friend of my daughter.
And the tits are good, not too high, not too low, at just the perfect place.
Can I call you shortly speak at a table?
We have news. - Great news.
You're pregnant? - No.
We're moving to Tampa! - Tampa?
I just want to relax and some of my husband enjoyed.
Wait, what's this really about?
We have got an offer on the house. Furniture, cars, just everything.
So the only thing remaining Blue is your house ...
and with some luck that sold today.
To anyone? - To you for $ 1.
Write the check out, payable to Jerry King.
This is really not necessary.
Honey, it's cute that you In a coffee shop works ...
but you had a career. And a good one too!
Someday I'll go back to save the world, but now ...
I need a break. - This is not 'a break'.
This is a dead end.
Your mother loves you. They just do not want that the same mistakes they did.
As Robert Axle let it ruin her life?
Not forgive him.
I better go back to work.
This is for you.
It's your father, He came by the school.
You still speak with my father?
I kissed him, okay? - You kissed him?
I'm sorry, feel really bad for. - You have to feel bad.
That does not help. - I try not to help.
After everything he did, They are nice to him?
He just makes me feel better, and I thought it was ...
and less ugly. Felt good not to look angry.
I'm sorry. - Bingo!
I have bingo. Bingo!
What's even more of one of the most epic and unpredictable inventors ...
in modern history.
Today in the room, financiers and tax technicians ...
parents and children excited to see this latest invention.
You know it all that it's a boy? - No, not Matt, congratulations.
Thank you. I would really like a boy.
You know Matt, I have not said and It would have to before I go out.
Not many people had taken with me a second chance.
Means so much to me, thank you. I will not disappoint.
I have no second chance to you because I made a 'good' am.
I did it because I thought you love me of the richest men in the world will make.
Sorry I'm late. Hi, Sheila.
Traffic was a disaster!
Was stopped by the office your lucky to get drawing.
Ladies and Gentlemen ...
Please Mr. . Axle to welcome Robert.
Thank you. Good afternoon.
From the moment our children are there, Our greatest fear as parents ...
losing our child.
We do everything possible to make them close to us to keep safe.
But sometimes they elude us anyway.
It can happen in a mall, airports,
You know ... It is not always the children who lost.
Sometimes we ourselves, the adults.
The parent.
This is true above all for me.
You know, I was convicted of gross negligence because a product.
You know it all.
But that I really owe, is gross negligence as a father.
And here I am than you are Robert Axle to a composition prizes.
What's the last what I should do.
I mean ... Do not misunderstand me.
WatchDawg is a good product with a purpose and many people will enjoy it.
But it is only a Band-Aid.
It does not help me break the with my daughter to resolve.
Whether the break we our children have.
I mean, we really Need another toy?
To keep our kids distracted. So we should not distract them?
We must learn with our children to go.
Without this necessary.
Or the thousands of other toys that we use to distract us ...
to be the best parent that we can be.
For this ...
for me is not the answer.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday, How was he?
Well.
But I do not like birthdays.
So I'm learning every day new things about Claire Elizabeth.
Not really crazy about birthdays.
It's Axle Clair.
Ben bit about that "Claire Elizabeth 'thing going.
Nice to hear that.
You have to go. Matt is just crazy there.
Why, who wants to sue me? - You summon your support mean.
Support me for what? - Ideas, inventions, counseling, whatever.
Sales have been crazy.
Tell Matt I appreciate the offer, but ...
I really should look for work.
You really work porridge.
You're a composer.
Well, I do it. However you say it ...
I just now with my daughter 'm out walking.
So do not you go back and edit them but, partner ...
and I am or as soon as I can. - I care.
No, you go achteru ...
Does that guy have a girlfriend?
Really now, or do you just tease me?
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